When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

“what a fucking loser”

- me, to me, about me (via protective)

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

isaia:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

NOOO THE CUTE BABY KITTY THING IS HURT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER SHOULD’VE STAYED HURT

The True Madoka Experience 

sagihairius:

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.